\ Running Republican

Many of you are asking me why I’m not asleep.
The answer to you question is that I discovered a beautiful mix of energy drink and Gatorade.

communismkills:

That post is much better said this way:

If everyone should be a feminist because “without feminism, women wouldn’t be allowed to vote”, shouldn’t everyone be a Republican, because “without Republicans, blacks wouldn’t be allowed to be free?”

eltigrechico:

pussypoultergeist:

fake-tumlbr:

"but in REAL communism…"

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ok but communism is and always has been an anarchist ideology so countries that have claimed to be representations of communism were not

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So I’m still catching up with all the news from the summer. I see Seattle raised the city min wage to $15 an hour. It starts to go into effect in April. I can’t wait to see the unemployment data over the next two years. 

johnnysixpack:

How To Get An Aimpoint For Under $100

- Buy a Bushnell TRS-25

- Scrub the yellow Bushnell logo off with alcohol

- If anyone asks, it’s totally an Aimpoint Micro

- Stick to your lie

bonerlord-9-11:

iron-will-iron-man:

longrod-thundercock:

This sounds like it is from a video game.

wat


Snake, that’s the Bulldozer. He wields that .50 BMG M2 with his bare hands. That gun is typically found mounted on Humvees. Do not underestimate him.

How am I supposed to beat this guy, Colonel?

He may be big, Snake, but he’s slow. Try to sneak behind him and choke him out with a CQC technique.

Just remember that he’ll hear your footsteps coming if you just walk. I recommend crawling on your belly to avoid making any sound.

I have to crawl up to a 300 pound, ticked-off terrorist holding a gun as big as I am, huh? You always seem to want me to take the most dangerous approach possible, Master.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Snake.

bonerlord-9-11:

iron-will-iron-man:

longrod-thundercock:

This sounds like it is from a video game.

wat

Snake, that’s the Bulldozer. He wields that .50 BMG M2 with his bare hands. That gun is typically found mounted on Humvees. Do not underestimate him.

How am I supposed to beat this guy, Colonel?

He may be big, Snake, but he’s slow. Try to sneak behind him and choke him out with a CQC technique.

Just remember that he’ll hear your footsteps coming if you just walk. I recommend crawling on your belly to avoid making any sound.

I have to crawl up to a 300 pound, ticked-off terrorist holding a gun as big as I am, huh? You always seem to want me to take the most dangerous approach possible, Master.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Snake.

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

How do I into swole manlet mode?
Anonymous

fuckin ruck bro

I've looked for good conservative tumblrs and I'm impresses by yours 👍

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Thanks yo

runningrepublican:

Just remembered the ice cream sandwiches in the freezer!

Now it’s time to see how many I can eat before I double my body fat %